Flesh Melon and a Series of Unfortunate Events
Our tale begins yesterday afternoon at Walmart where Nick and I discovered in the produce area 'Flesh Melon'.Flesh Melon!?? Sweet!! At which point I began my list of 3 yr old humor. I'm going to eat flesh tonight! Woo woo flesh melon I wonder what flesh tastes like. I then think I should call my brother, Robbie, he'll find this HILARIOUS!It is from here things go downhill. May the "unfortunate events" begin.I look in my phone and dial Robbie.ME: